Spoiled Mother | 被宠坏的妈妈

English Original

A mother, father, and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the ring, and the little boy points and asks his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," insists the youngster.

The mother, clearly embarrassed, says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy then turns to his father and repeats the question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did Mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and declares, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."


中文翻译

一位母亲、父亲和年幼的儿子正在参观马戏团。大象们走进表演场,小男孩指着大象问他的妈妈:“那是什么?”

“那是大象的尾巴,”她回答。

“不,是尾巴下面的东西,”小男孩坚持道。

母亲显然很尴尬,说道:“哦,没什么。”

男孩于是转向父亲,重复了同样的问题。父亲看了看说:“儿子,那是大象的阴茎。”

“那为什么妈妈说那没什么?”男孩问道。

父亲挺直了身子,郑重其事地说:“儿子,是我把她给宠坏了。”

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