The Penny Patient | 当时不缺钱

English Original

A poor man, looking very unhappy, entered a doctor's consulting room.

"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

"Good heavens!" exclaimed the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why didn't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."


中文翻译

一个看起来愁容满面的穷人走进了医生的诊室。

“医生,”他说,“您一定得帮帮我。大约一个月前,我吞下了一枚一分钱硬币。”

“天哪!”医生惊呼道,“你怎么等了这么久?吞下硬币那天怎么不来找我?”

“实话告诉您吧,医生,”穷人回答道,“我当时还不那么缺钱。”

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