Marriage Maxims 2 | 婚姻箴言2

English Original

1. Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)

2. Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)

3. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)

4. By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

5. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. (Patrick Murray)

6. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)

7. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. (Socrates)

8. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)

9. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

   1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
   2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)

10. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. (Anonymous)

11. Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind. (Anonymous)

12. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)

中文翻译

1. 任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事。(Duane Dewel)

2. 性感不久就会褪色，美貌终将凋零，但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人，啊，这才是真正的享受。(Joanne Woodward)

3. 有一种比电子银行转账更快的方式。它叫做婚姻。(James Holt McGavran)

4. 无论如何，结婚吧。娶到好妻子，你会幸福；娶到坏妻子，你会成为哲学家。(Socrates)

5. 我的两任妻子都让我运气不佳。第一个离开了我，而第二个没有。(Patrick Murray)

6. 一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。(Milton Berle)

7. 婚姻是这样一所学校：男人失去了学士学位（单身身份），而女人获得了硕士学位（掌控地位）。(Socrates)

8. 你知道晚上回到家，有一个女人会给你一点爱、一点温情、一点柔情意味着什么吗？这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。(Henry Youngman)

9. 保持婚姻美满的两大秘诀：

   1. 一旦你错了，立刻承认；
   2. 一旦你对了，立刻闭嘴。(Nash)

10. 婚姻是唯一一场与敌人同床共枕的战争。(Anonymous)

11. 婚姻源于爱情，爱情是盲目的。因此，婚姻是为盲人设立的机构。(Anonymous)

12. 甲（骄傲地）：“我妻子是个天使！”乙：“你真走运，我的那位还活着呢。”(Anonymous)