"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning, Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good Lord, it's morning.'"
“有人曾说，世上只有两种人。一种是早晨醒来时说‘早安，主啊’的人，另一种是早晨醒来时说‘天哪，又是早晨了’的人。”
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