English Original
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
中文翻译
一位漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台前，说道：“我想买这种布料做条新裙子，多少钱？”
“每码只需要一个吻，”男售货员带着一丝假笑回答。
“很好，”女孩说，“我要十码。”
售货员满脸期待，迅速量好布料、打包好，然后戏谑地递了过去。
女孩一把抓过包裹，微笑着指向站在她身旁的老人，说道：“爷爷会付账的。”