English Original
A woman holding a baby visited a gynecologist.
"Is the baby breastfed or bottle-fed?" asked the doctor.
"Breastfed, of course!" replied the woman.
"Please take off your clothes," the doctor ordered.
"What? But why?"
"Don't worry. You're in a gynecology clinic, and I'm just going to perform a routine medical check-up for you."
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, feeling around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, he said, "No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
The woman replied angrily, "Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"
中文翻译
一位妇人抱着婴儿去看妇产科医生。
医生问妇人：“孩子是吃母乳还是喝配方奶？”
妇人回答：“当然是母乳！”
医生吩咐道：“请把衣服脱掉。”
妇人问：“什么？为什么？”
医生说：“别担心。这里是妇产科诊所，我只是要给你做个常规检查。”
妇人半信半疑地脱掉了上衣。
医生仔细检查了妇人的胸部，反复触摸按压。检查完后，他对妇人说：“难怪孩子营养不良，你根本就没有奶水！”
妇人生气地回道：“胡说！我当然没有奶水。我是孩子的小姨！”