Sports Families | 运动世家

English Original

A German, an Englishman, and an American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.

The German says, "I have 4 kids. One more, and they'll make a basketball team."

The Englishman says, "Huh! That's nothing. I have 10 boys. One more, and I'll be the world-champion soccer team's coach."

The American starts laughing. He says, "I've had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife, and I'll open a golf course!"


中文翻译

一个德国人、一个英国人和一个美国人正乘火车旅行。他们感到无聊,便开始互相讲述自己的家庭。

德国人说:“我有4个孩子。再多一个,他们就能组成一支篮球队了。”

英国人说:“哈!那算什么。我有10个儿子。再多一个,我就能当世界冠军足球队的教练了。”

美国人笑了起来。他说:“我有过17个妻子,但没有孩子!!但再多一个妻子,我就能开一个高尔夫球场了!”

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