English Original
Three elderly men were discussing who had the most troublesome health issues.
The seventy-year-old said, "I have a real problem. Every morning at 7:30, I need to urinate, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour because my urine barely trickles out."
"That's nothing," said the eighty-year-old. "Every morning at 8:30, I have to have a bowel movement, but I sit on the toilet for hours due to constipation. It's terrible."
The ninety-year-old replied, "You think you have problems? Every morning at 7:30, I urinate powerfully, and at 8:30, I have a smooth bowel movement."
He paused and added, "My real trouble is that I don't wake up until eleven."
中文翻译
三位老人在闲聊，争论谁的健康问题最麻烦。
七十岁的老人说：“我有个大问题。每天早上七点半，我都得小便，但得在厕所站上一个小时，因为尿几乎是一滴一滴地流出来。”
“那算什么，”八十岁的老人说。“每天早上八点半，我都得大便，但因为便秘，得在马桶上坐好几个小时。太难受了。”
九十岁的老人回答道：“你们觉得那叫问题？我每天早上七点半小便顺畅有力，八点半大便也畅通无阻。”
他停顿了一下，补充道：“我真正的麻烦是，我要睡到十一点才醒。”