A drunk man called the police to report a theft from his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he exclaimed.
Before the police could begin their investigation, the phone rang again. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got into the back seat by mistake."
一名醉汉打电话报警，称有小偷光顾了他的车。"他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车踏板都偷走了！"他惊呼道。
然而，警方还没来得及开始调查，电话又响了。"没事了，"醉汉打着嗝说，"我不小心坐到后座上去了。"
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