English Original
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman's apartment.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
中文翻译
一位高个女人在派对上遇到了一位侏儒。这位侏儒身高不足三英尺，但两人却相互吸引。几杯酒下肚后，两人回到了高个女人的公寓。
“我无法想象和一个侏儒做爱会是什么样子，”女人说，“尤其是考虑到身高的差异等等。”
“你只需脱掉衣服，躺在床上，张开双腿，然后闭上眼睛，”侏儒说道。
女人照做了，很快她就感觉到体内有她从未体验过的巨大之物。几分钟之内，女人就高潮了八次。
“如果你觉得这已经很棒了，”侏儒得意地笑道，“等我两条腿都放进去的时候，你再等着瞧吧！”