Coffee Breaks | 咖啡休息时间

English Original

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.


中文翻译

问: 为什么不应该给金发女郎咖啡休息时间?

答: 因为重新培训她们需要太长时间。

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