The Easter Egg Surprise | 复活节彩蛋的惊喜

English Original

One Easter Sunday morning, the minister was delivering the children's sermon. He reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at it and asked the children, "What's in here?"

"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"


中文翻译

一个复活节星期天的早晨,牧师正在给孩子们布道。他从他的道具袋里拿出一个鸡蛋,指着它问孩子们:“这里面是什么?”

“我知道!”一个小男孩喊道。“连裤袜!”

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