When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said: "I am glad to see that you look much better today."
"Yes, I followed the direction on your medicine bottle," replied the sick man.
The doctor asked: "What were they?"
The sick man replied: "Keep the bottle tightly corked."
病人走进诊室时，医生笑着说：“我很高兴你今天看起来好多了。”
“是的，我是按照你药瓶上的说明做的，”病人回答说。
医生问道：“什么说明？”
病人回答说：“把药瓶用软木塞紧紧塞住。”
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