English Original
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
中文翻译
学生:“教授,这次考试我已经竭尽全力了。我真的不认为我应该得零分。”
教授:“我也这么认为。但这是我能给的最低分了。”
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
学生:“教授,这次考试我已经竭尽全力了。我真的不认为我应该得零分。”
教授:“我也这么认为。但这是我能给的最低分了。”
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