White Gloves and a Tie | 白手套与领带

English Original

Frequent hand-washing as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather gave me very dry skin. One night before bed, I rubbed petroleum jelly on my hands and put on a pair of old white gloves.

Sitting in bed reading with my gloves on, I saw my husband enter the room after his shower. After drying off, he went to the closet, selected a tie, and began putting it on.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."


中文翻译

作为一名医药技师,频繁洗手加上阿拉斯加的恶劣天气,让我的皮肤非常干燥。一天晚上睡前,我在手上涂了凡士林,并戴上了一副旧的白手套。

我戴着手套坐在床上看书,这时丈夫洗完澡进了房间。他擦干身子,走到衣橱前,选了一条领带开始系上。

“你这是干什么?”我问。

“嗯,”他回答道,“既然你要这么正式,那我也得正式一点。”

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