English Original
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?
Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!
中文翻译
邻居:您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?
父亲:我希望如此——他当然不能靠亲吻女孩子谋生吧!
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?
Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!
邻居:您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?
父亲:我希望如此——他当然不能靠亲吻女孩子谋生吧!
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