I Hope So | 我希望如此

English Original

Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!


中文翻译

邻居:您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?

父亲:我希望如此——他当然不能靠亲吻女孩子谋生吧!

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