English Original
Lewis's cousin, a farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. When the equipment arrived while his wife was away, he decided to test it on himself. He inserted his penis into the machine, turned it on, and the process was automatic.
He soon found the experience as pleasurable as being with his wife. However, once finished, he realized he couldn't remove the device. Reading the manual provided no help, and pressing every button was unsuccessful.
Finally, he called the supplier's customer service hotline. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastically, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the representative. "The machine releases automatically once it has collected two gallons."
中文翻译
刘易斯的表哥是个农夫，他订购了一台高科技挤奶机。设备送达时，他的妻子正好外出，于是他决定先在自己身上试试。他将自己的阴茎插入机器，打开开关，整个过程便自动开始了。
他很快发现，这种体验带来的愉悦感不亚于与妻子在一起。然而，结束后，他发现自己无法取下设备。阅读说明书毫无帮助，按遍所有按钮也无济于事。
最后，他拨打了供应商的客服热线。"你好，我刚从贵公司买了一台挤奶机。它效果棒极了，但我该怎么把它从牛的乳房上取下来呢？"
"别担心，"客服代表回答道。"机器收集满两加仑后会自动松开。"