English Original
A reporter outside a courtroom saw a defendant wearing only a barrel and remarked, "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!"
The defendant replied, "No, we won."
中文翻译
法庭外，一位记者看到一名被告只裹着一个木桶，便说道：“哦，看来你的律师输了官司！”
被告回答：“不，我们赢了。”
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