A man was becoming increasingly absent-minded. One evening, he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours.
As he was about to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed, "Good heavens! I forgot my wife is having a fit!"
有个人变得越来越心不在焉。一天晚上，他去拜访一位朋友，和他闲聊了大约两个小时。
当他准备离开时，朋友问他：“你家里人都好吗？”这个心不在焉的人突然惊叫道：“天哪！我忘了我妻子正在大发脾气呢！”
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