English Original
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church, the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother replied, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on, whenever you have to 'pee,' just tell me you have to 'whisper.'"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father. During the service, he said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear?"
中文翻译
一位母亲带着她的小儿子去教堂。在教堂里，小男孩说：“妈妈，我要尿尿。”
母亲回答说：“在教堂里说‘尿尿’这个词不合适。所以，从现在开始，每当你想‘尿尿’时，就告诉我你想‘说悄悄话’。”
接下来的那个星期天，小男孩和父亲一起去教堂。在礼拜过程中，他对父亲说：“爸爸，我想说悄悄话。”
父亲看着他，说道：“好的，那你就在我耳边悄悄说吧。”