A news reporter approached a great statesman and said, "I have come to interview you, sir."
The statesman replied, "Very well. Go and write your interview, then let me see it."
"Here it is," said the reporter.
一位新闻记者走到一位伟大的政治家面前说：“先生，我是来采访您的。”
政治家答道：“很好。去写好你的采访稿，然后拿来给我看看。”
“已经写好了，这就是。”记者说。
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