Don't Bother Me | 别烦我

English Original

One day, a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighborhood on his way home from work.

He noticed the boy looked as if he had been in a fight. He kindly said, "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I'm sorry to see that."

Unexpectedly, the boy replied angrily, "Don't bother me. You go home and feel sorry for your own little boy—he has got two!"


中文翻译

一天,一位好心人下班回家时,在小区里遇到一个神色慌张的小男孩。

他注意到这孩子像是刚和别人打过架,便亲切地问道:“小家伙,你怎么会有个黑眼眶呀?看到你这样,我很难过。”

不料,小男孩气冲冲地回答说:“别烦我。你回家去为你自己的小男孩难过吧——他有两个黑眼眶!”

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