"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the new employee replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"
“你相信死后有来生吗？”老板问他的一个员工。
“是的，先生。”新员工回答。
“哦，那就好办了，”老板接着说。“昨天你提前下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她顺道来看你了！”
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