A Chinese emperor ordered one of his servants to find him a hundred-year-old egg.
Returning empty-handed, the servant explained, "No hundred-year-old eggs, Master, but I can get you a fifty-year-old egg."
"No, thanks, you know I hate instant food!" the emperor replied.
一位中国皇帝命令他的仆人去为他寻找一枚百年皮蛋。
仆人空手而归，解释道：“主人，没有百年皮蛋，但我可以为您找来一枚五十年的。”
“不必了，你知道我讨厌速食！”皇帝回答。
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