Three rats are sitting at a bar, bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, I once ate a whole bag of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well, I'm so tough, I was once caught in a rat trap and bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later, guys. I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐在酒吧里，吹嘘着自己的勇敢和强悍。
第一只说：“我太强悍了，有一次我吃了一整袋老鼠药！”
第二只说：“哼，我太强悍了，有一次我被老鼠夹夹住，然后我把它咬碎了！”
接着，第三只老鼠站起来说：“伙计们，回头见。我要回家去骚扰那只猫了。”
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