English Original
A man was driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.
As they passed each other, the woman leaned out of the window and yelled, "PIG!!" The man immediately leaned out of his window and shouted back, "WITCH!!"
They each continued on their way. As the man rounded the next corner, he crashed into a pig standing in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
中文翻译
一名男子正驾车行驶在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上。一名女子正沿同一条路下山。
两车交会时，女子探出车窗大喊：“猪！！” 男子立刻也探出车窗回敬道：“女巫！！”
两人各自继续前行。当男子驶过下一个弯道时，他撞上了一头站在路中央的猪。
要是男人肯听劝就好了。