Send the Bill to My Father | 把账单给我父亲

Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟！

A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...

beginner dialogue

Ladies at the Bar | 酒吧里的女士们

Three women use cryptic shorthand to order drinks at a ba...

bar beginner

Jehovah's Witness Meets Hell's Angel | 耶和华见证人与地狱天使的相遇

A humorous joke that imagines the unlikely combination of...

beginner culture

I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了

A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car,...

beginner dialogue

Needles Are Not Nice | 打针一点也不好玩

Two boys at a clinic misunderstand medical procedures. Bi...

beginner dialogue

Reason | 理由

A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't puni...

anecdote beginner

Horsing Around | 马背上的玩笑

Three friends at a bar share suspicions of their wives' i...

beginner dialogue

A Polish Joke | 波兰笑话

A blonde tells a Polish joke to her priest, only to be in...

beginner cultural-stereotype

Amnesia | 失忆症

A senile actress claims to be 22 years old during a docto...

amnesia beginner

No Frills Dentist Appointment | 直奔主题的牙医预约

Mr. Cohen insists on a quick, no-frills tooth extraction,...

beginner dialogue

Why Is He Howling? | 他为何嚎叫？

A patient howls at the dentist not because of dental pain...

beginner dialogue

Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息

A doctor delivers a diagnosis of Alzheimer's to a patient...

alzheimers-disease dark-humor

Three Big Rednecks | 三个大块头红脖子

A man in a bar attempts to tell a redneck joke to a group...

beginner culture

Missing Wife | 失踪的妻子

A man reports his wife missing a month after she disappea...

beginner dialogue

Drinking Codes | 饮酒暗号

Three women use abbreviated codes to order drinks at a ba...

bar-culture beginner

The Operation | 手术

A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn....

beginner dialogue

Fantasy Island | 奇幻岛

A man stranded for a decade on an island is amazed when a...

beginner dialogue

Sales | 销售

A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks...

beginner business-analogy

The String-Trick Parrot | 会拉绳的鹦鹉

A man discovers a parrot trained to speak different langu...

beginner dialogue

The Window Seat Joke | 飞机靠窗座位的笑话

A humorous joke explains why a blonde woman refuses a win...

beginner blonde-joke