English Original
Doctor: "I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary."
Patient: "Then send the bill to my father, please."
中文翻译
医生："对你的病症我无能为力。那是遗传病。"
病人："那请你把账单寄给我父亲吧。"
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