At the art museum, a sign reading "Hand off" was prominently displayed in front of the statue of Venus.
A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."
在艺术博物馆里，维纳斯雕像前立着一块非常显眼的指示牌，上面写着“请勿触摸”。
一个小孩看了看指示牌，又看了看雕像，然后不以为意地说道：“谁都看得出来她掉了一只手嘛！”
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