Hand Off | 请勿触摸

English Original

At the art museum, a sign reading "Hand off" was prominently displayed in front of the statue of Venus.

A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."


中文翻译

在艺术博物馆里,维纳斯雕像前立着一块非常显眼的指示牌,上面写着“请勿触摸”。

一个小孩看了看指示牌,又看了看雕像,然后不以为意地说道:“谁都看得出来她掉了一只手嘛!”

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