A young woman went to a bank to cash a check. The teller examined it and asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
Looking puzzled, she reached into her handbag, took out a small mirror, and glanced into it. After a moment, she smiled and said, "Yes, it's me all right."
一位年轻女士去银行兑现支票。出纳员检查后问道：“您能证明一下您的身份吗？”
她看起来有些困惑，从手提包里拿出一个小镜子照了照。片刻之后，她微笑着说：“是的，这就是我。”
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