A truck driver asks a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy auto parts around here?"
The mountaineer replies, "Some people drive recklessly on this road. Not far ahead, there's a sharp turn with a deep ravine right below it. You can find all kinds of auto parts down there—and it won't cost you a thing."
一位卡车司机向一位山民打听：“请问，这附近哪里可以买到汽车配件？”
山民回答道：“这条路上总有人开英雄车。前面不远处有个急转弯，下面就是深谷。你可以在那里找到各种各样的汽车配件——而且一分钱都不用花。”
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