The Abstinence Lecture | 戒酒演讲

English Original

A speech competition on the theme of giving up alcohol is underway. One of the speakers says passionately, "Alcohol can destroy marital bonds and even cause your wife to leave you…"

Suddenly, a man in the audience shouts out, "Give me another bottle of brandy!"


中文翻译

一场以戒酒为主题的演讲比赛正在进行。一位演讲者动情地说道:“酒精会破坏婚姻关系,甚至可能导致你的妻子离开你……”

这时,观众席中一个男人大声喊道:“再来一瓶白兰地!”

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