The Formula for Water | 水的分子式

English Original

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


中文翻译

老师:水的化学分子式是什么?
金发女生:HIJKLMNO!!
老师:你在说什么?
金发女生:你昨天不是说H to O吗?

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