Sean and Jason were in a bar and went into the toilet. While standing at the urinal, Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin James. He needs four fingers to hold his."
Jason looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four fingers."
"I know," said Sean, "but I'm peeing on three of them."
肖恩和杰森在酒吧里，他们去了洗手间。站在小便池前时，肖恩坦白道：“我真希望我能有我表弟詹姆斯那样的家伙。他需要四根手指才能握住他的。”
杰森看过来，指出：“但你现在也是用四根手指握着你的啊。”
“我知道，”肖恩说，“但我的尿正浇在其中三根手指上。”
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