English Original
Barry and Fred were two rabbits subjected to laboratory testing. After losing patches of fur and half their teeth, they devised a plan and escaped.
Soon, they found themselves in the countryside, breathing in the fresh air and enjoying their newfound freedom.
After a while, Barry grew sullen.
"Why the long face?" asked Fred.
"Well," Barry sulked, "I'm starting to miss that lab we were in."
"What? Are you mad? That place was a dump!" Fred exclaimed in disbelief. "I have more injection marks on my body than pores!"
"I know," Barry replied. "But I'm killing for a fag."
中文翻译
巴里和弗雷德是两只在实验室里接受测试的兔子。在掉了几块毛、掉了一半牙齿之后，它们制定了一个计划并成功逃脱。
很快，它们来到了乡间，呼吸着新鲜空气，享受着新获得的自由。
过了一会儿，巴里变得闷闷不乐。
“怎么拉长个脸？”弗雷德问。
“嗯，”巴里闷闷不乐地说，“我开始想念我们待过的那个实验室了。”
“什么？你疯了吗？那地方就是个垃圾场！”弗雷德难以置信地惊呼，“我身上的针眼比毛孔还多！”
“我知道，”巴里回答，“但我想死要抽根烟了。”