English Original
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.
Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They got undressed, got into bed, and then Daddy got on top of her and—"
The mother held up her hand. "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
Later, the father came home, and the wife told him she was leaving him.
"But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy just what you told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door. They got undressed, got into bed, and Daddy got on top of her. They did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"
中文翻译
小约翰尼的妈妈出差一周后回到家，他在门口迎接她。
约翰尼说：“妈妈，你猜怎么着？昨天，我在你卧室的衣柜里玩，爸爸和隔壁的女士进了房间。他们脱了衣服，上了床，然后爸爸压在她身上，然后——”
妈妈举起手打断了他。“别再说了！等你爸爸回家，我要你把刚才告诉我的事原原本本告诉他。”
后来，爸爸回家了，妻子告诉他她要离开他。
“但是为什么？”丈夫沙哑地问道。
“说吧，约翰尼。把告诉我的话告诉爸爸。”
“嗯，”小约翰尼说，“我在你的衣柜里玩，爸爸和隔壁的女士上了楼。他们脱了衣服，上了床，爸爸压在她身上。他们做的，妈妈，就跟去年夏天爸爸不在家时，你和鲍勃叔叔做的一模一样！”