A couple of old codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."
"I'm willing," said the other.
"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."
"I'll be there."
"And I'll law the hell!"
"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.
一对古怪的老夫妻发生了争吵，闹到了地方法官面前。败诉的一方，怀着好斗的心情转向他的对手，喊道：“我要告你到巡回法院！”
“奉陪到底，”另一个说。
“我要告你到最高法院！”
“我会到场的。”
“我还要告到底！”
“我的律师会在那儿的，”对方平静地答道。
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