An elderly woman brought the bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
At first, the driver enjoyed them, but after a week, he said, "Please, Granny, you don't have to bring me peanuts anymore. Keep them for yourself."
The old woman replied, "Oh, you see, I don't have teeth anymore. I just like to suck the chocolate off them."
一位老奶奶每天都会给公交车司机带一袋花生。
起初，司机吃得很开心，但一周后，他说：“奶奶，请您别再给我带花生了，您自己留着吃吧。”
老奶奶回答道：“哎，你看，我的牙都没了。我只是喜欢把花生外面的巧克力嘬掉。”
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