A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad.
"What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.
"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
一个小男孩牵着一头驴子路过一处军营。两名士兵想跟这个小家伙开个玩笑。
其中一人问道：“小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？”
小家伙眼都不眨地回答道：“这样，他就不会去参军了。”
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