English Original
It's Not My Fault
Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
中文翻译
不是我的错
妈妈（正在训斥她的小女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿：妈妈，我只是握着它。是猫自己在拽。
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