It's Not My Fault | 不是我的错

English Original

It's Not My Fault

Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.


中文翻译

不是我的错

妈妈(正在训斥她的小女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。

女儿:妈妈,我只是握着它。是猫自己在拽。

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