English Original
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: "C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wavefiles.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.
Tech Support
中文翻译
亲爱的技术支持：
去年，我将系统从“男友5.0”升级到了“丈夫1.0”，发现新程序开始对财务模块进行意外更改，限制了对鲜花和珠宝应用程序的访问，而这些程序在“男友5.0”下运行完美。
此外，“丈夫1.0”卸载了许多其他有价值的程序，例如“浪漫9.9”，却安装了诸如“NFL 5.0”和“NBA 3.0”等不受欢迎的程序。
“对话8.0”不再运行，“家务清洁2.6”则直接导致系统崩溃。我尝试运行“唠叨5.3”来修复这些问题，但毫无效果。
绝望的用户
亲爱的绝望用户：
请记住，“男友5.0”是一个娱乐软件包，而“丈夫1.0”是一个操作系统。
尝试输入命令："C:/我以为你爱我"，并安装“眼泪6.2”。“丈夫1.0”随后应自动运行“内疚3.0”和“鲜花7.0”这两个应用程序。
但请记住，过度使用可能导致“丈夫1.0”默认运行“暴躁沉默2.5”、“欢乐时光7.0”或“啤酒6.1”。
“啤酒6.1”是一个非常糟糕的程序，它会创建“大声打鼾”的波形文件。
切勿安装“岳母1.0”或重新安装另一个“男友”程序。这些是不受支持的应用程序，会导致“丈夫1.0”崩溃。
总之，“丈夫1.0”是一个很棒的程序，但它的内存有限，无法快速学习新应用程序。考虑购买额外的软件来提高性能。
我个人推荐“热食3.0”和“内衣5.3”。
技术支持