Your Grandfather | 你爷爷

English Original

A well-dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:

"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care about the price."

The waiter, displeased with his tone, said: "Hey buddy, it doesn't matter if you have a lot of money. You're still somebody's son, and somebody else's grandson."

The young man raged: "How dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"

The waiter replied calmly: "Nobody. Just your grandfather."


中文翻译

一位衣冠楚楚的年轻人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷:

“快点招待我!把你们最好的菜端上来。我不在乎价钱。”

服务员对他的语气感到不悦,说道:“嘿,哥们儿,你有再多钱也没用。你照样是别人的儿子,也是别人的孙子。”

年轻人大怒:“你敢!告诉我,谁想让我当他的孙子?”

服务员平静地答道:“没人想。只有你爷爷。”

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