English Original
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
中文翻译
一个小女孩正在和她的老师谈论鲸鱼。
老师说，鲸鱼从生理结构上不可能吞下一个人，因为尽管它是一种非常庞大的哺乳动物，但它的喉咙非常小。
小女孩说，约拿（圣经人物）就是被鲸鱼吞下的。
老师有些恼火，重申鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人，这在生理结构上行不通。
小女孩说：“好吧，等我到了天堂，我去问约拿。”
老师讽刺地问道：“那要是约拿下了地狱呢？”
小女孩回答说：“那你去问他。”