Worst Golf Foursome | 最难缠的高尔夫四人组

English Original

Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?

Monica Lewinsky, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton.

Monica is a hooker. O.J. is a slicer. Kennedy can't drive over water. And Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.


中文翻译

你知道最难缠、最不想跟在他们后面打球的高尔夫四人组是谁吗?

莫妮卡·莱温斯基、O·J·辛普森、泰德·肯尼迪和比尔·克林顿。

莱温斯基是“左曲球手”。辛普森是“右曲球手”。肯尼迪的球飞不过水障碍。而克林顿不知道该打哪个“洞”。

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