English Original
One day after school, the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any of you can answer my first question, I will permit you to go home early."
The next day, when the teacher entered the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did this? Please stand up!"
"It's me," said Bob. "Now I can go home. Goodbye, Sir."
中文翻译
一天放学后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中有人能回答我的第一个问题，我就允许他提前回家。”
第二天，老师走进教室时，发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟。他非常生气地问道：“谁干的？请站起来！”
“是我，”鲍勃说。“现在我可以回家了。再见，老师。”