English Original
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, sir. I mean, do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney said, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer said, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
中文翻译
一位农夫走进律师办公室，想要申请离婚。
律师问道：“有什么可以帮您？”
农夫说：“是的，我想办一个那个‘日婚’（发音错误，应为离婚）。”
律师说：“那么，您有‘理由’吗？”（grounds 双关：理由/土地）
农夫说：“有啊，我大概有140英亩地。”
律师说：“不，您没明白。您有‘案子’吗？”（case 双关：案件/凯斯牌农机）
农夫说：“不，我没有凯斯牌，但我有台约翰迪尔（农机品牌）。”
律师说：“不，您没明白。我是说，您有‘积怨’吗？”（grudge 双关：怨恨/农机棚？此处农夫理解为存放农机的地方）
农夫说：“有啊，我有个棚子。我的约翰迪尔就停在那里。”
律师说：“不，先生。我是说，您有‘诉讼’吗？”（suit 双关：诉讼/西装）
农夫说：“有的，先生，我有一套西装。我星期天去教堂时穿它。”
恼怒的律师说：“好吧，先生，您妻子打您或类似的事情吗？”
农夫说：“不，先生，我们俩都大约4点半起床。”（误解了 beat you up 为“叫醒你”）
最后，律师说：“好吧，让我这么说吧。您到底为什么要离婚？”
农夫说：“唉，我永远没法和她进行有意义的对话。”