How to Get a Seat by the Fire | 火炉旁的座位妙计

English Original

Mr. Brown arrived at an inn on a bitterly cold day, but found no vacant seat near the fire.

He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters and feed them to his horse.

"Will your horse eat oysters?" asked the hostler.

"Try him," replied Mr. Brown.

Immediately, everyone rushed out to witness this marvel. Left alone in the room, Mr. Brown took the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.


中文翻译

一个严寒之日,布朗先生来到一家客栈,却发现火炉旁已无空位。

他叫来马夫,让他取一配克的牡蛎来喂自己的马。

“您的马吃牡蛎吗?”马夫问道。

“试试看。”布朗先生回答。

顷刻间,所有人都跑出去看这一奇观。独自留在屋内的布朗先生,则占据了火炉旁的最佳座位,舒舒服服地坐了下来。

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