Wife: You see, according to the statistics in this paper, 80% of those who died of liver cancer drank alcohol.
Husband: So what? According to my investigation, 100% of those people ate meals.
妻子： 你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人里，80%都喝酒。
丈夫： 那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人，100%都吃饭。
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