English Original
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
中文翻译
老师:罗马是什么时候建成的?
汤姆:在晚上。
老师:谁告诉你的?
汤姆:您说的。您说过罗马不是一天建成的。
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
老师:罗马是什么时候建成的?
汤姆:在晚上。
老师:谁告诉你的?
汤姆:您说的。您说过罗马不是一天建成的。
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