English Original
A man is drinking at a pub. After a few rounds, he gets up to leave, explaining to the bartender that he needs to go home to use the toilet.
"Don't be stupid," says the bartender. "We've got a perfectly good toilet here!"
"Yes," explains the drinker, "but I take salts."
"So what? That doesn't matter. You can still use the toilet here!"
The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet.
After a few moments, there is a loud banging noise, and the man emerges, followed by a foul smell.
The bartender races into the toilet and sees mess all over the ceiling and walls. He rushes back into the bar.
"What the hell went on in there?!" he demands.
"I told you," explained the drinker.
"No, you said that you take salts!" yelled the bartender.
"That's right," the drinker shrugs, "somersaults."
中文翻译
一个男人在酒吧喝酒。几杯下肚后，他起身准备离开，并向酒保解释说他需要回家上厕所。
“别傻了，”酒保说，“我们这儿就有非常好的厕所！”
“是的，”喝酒的人解释道，“但我服用泻盐。”
“那又怎样？没关系，你照样可以用这里的厕所！”
喝酒的人不情愿地同意了，走向厕所。
过了一会儿，传来一阵响亮的撞击声，那个男人出来了，身后跟着一股恶臭。
酒保冲进厕所，看到污秽物溅满了天花板和墙壁。他急忙跑回酒吧。
“里面到底发生了什么？！”他质问道。
“我告诉过你了，”喝酒的人解释道。
“不，你说你服用泻盐！”酒保喊道。
“没错，”喝酒的人耸耸肩说，“是侧手翻。”