Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
老师：凯文，这次你为什么迟到？
凯文：老师，对不起，我在家钉钉子时，砸伤了两个手指。
老师：我怎么没看到绷带？
凯文：哦，砸的不是我的手指！我让我小妹妹扶着钉子来着。
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